Michael in Santa Cruz says:
American women are fat and ugly because once they get a ring on their finger they have in effect castrated their man so he is just a mealticket and a childminder. They know he can't stray because the first thing they do is check out his income and prospects before they let him near them (listen, if you want a man to pay your bills, be honest, find a street corner, ok?) and if he messes around because the fat ugly screeching yacking bitching cow makes him feel sick, they take most of his money and don't let him see his kids. So all they have to do is sit and grow fat and complain if he's not around to pander to their every whim because he's doing two jobs to support them. And he can't do a thing about it. That's why there are so many agencies which American men go to to find NICE wives, from all over the world...because once they've been to Europe, they can't stand the sight of American women any more: but there's no market for American women in the rest of the world, because they are nasty and repulsive. Get it? Oh no - you're shovelling that popcorn down you, aren't you?